Some random thoughts on Saturday.
I just finished reading Money For Nothing, by Edward Ugel. You know all those TV commercials touting getting payouts for your lawsuit settlement or lottery winnings rather than installments? Mr. Ugel worked at a firm that bought out lottery winnings. It's very droll and witty, as well as educational. Some of the best lines in the book:
"What if you really did win the lottery? Okay, day one - week one, even - would be a whole lot of fun. Personally, I think I'd take a bath in warm butter."
Upon meeting his future boss for the first time, in a bar: "I'm lucky Ethan wasn't a Scientologist. I was his no matter what."
"Winning the lottery doesn't make you any less crazy than you were before you won."
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I'm working on the next installment of Jerry and Diane. That is not going to be the final title, either. I am terrible at titles so I'm waiting for a catchy on to spring into my mind.
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I like to send away from free samples of stuff. Generally, health and beauty items. I've recently gotten samples of Jergen's Natural Glow, Olay Regenerist Eye Pods, Arm & Hammer toothpaste and Dove Shampoo. My question is, why don't you get a coupon along with the sample? Out of those four, I got one coupon, a dollar off for the toothpaste. I never buy any health or beauty product (excepting Clinique) without a coupon. Same with cleaning supplies. So even if I like the sample, I'm not likely to buy it.
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Since we have Poor People Insurance, I am limited as to which doctors I can go to. Any doctor affiliated with the University Of Michigan Hospital accepts our insurance. There is only one little problem with this. You can not get in to see a doctor at the Brighton U of M Health Center for at least three weeks. A resident, no less, not a real full fledged doctor. I have not had an ob-gyn exam or physical in well over three years. I desperately need to go back on the anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medications, as well as really needing that annual girly exam. So, I made the appointment, for March 18 and told the appointment setter that it was a ridiculous wait. I decided to see if there were any other doctors in the area I could see that could offer an appointment sooner. I had to call our Poor People Insurance provider and change my primary care physician and I explained why. The woman on the phone said, "Three weeks?! I will certainly note that." I found a practice that not only accepts new patients, but I have an appointment Tuesday. As in this Tuesday. When I called back to cancel the appointment at the U of M Health Center, I told them exactly why I was canceling. They couldn't have cared less and indeed, the woman practically hung up on me. (I was not mean or rude, either, just matter of fact.)
I have hated every dealing I have ever had with the University Of Michigan Hospital system. They jerked Martin around for months about his psoriasis medication. When I was experiencing stroke systems and my family doctor, affiliated with U of M told me to get to U of M immediately, and indeed, called them to tell them I was coming, I was not seen by a doctor for fourteen hours. Stroke symptoms, fourteen hours. You read that right. Every time I have had to make an appointment, it is a ridiculously long wait. They shout from the rooftops about what a wonderful state of the art hospital they are. I hate them.
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That is all.