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Michigan has what promises to be an exciting gubernatorial race. If nothing else, it promises to be entertaining.
In one corner, we have Jenny From The Block, the incumbent. She's the Dem. While I admit it's kind of cool that such a blue collar state as Michigan actually elected a woman, Jenny is not very effective. Jenny, in fact, is not really From The Block, you see. She's a naturalized Canadian. While I do love our Canadian neighbors to the south (Michigan is the only place in the U.S. where you can drive South and end up in Canada, via Detroit), I certainly wouldn't be heading over to Ontario and telling them how to run their show.
Amazingly, Jenny used to be a beauty queen. I know, I know, hard to believe with that mole thing and those outfits, isn't it? Incurable Fug, I fear. She's not as frumpy as Candace Miller but close. Candace had an excuse, she was a tomboy. Jenny is in good shape, she's not unattractive even with the Hilary type hairdos and that disturbing mole therefore she should be rocking some fashion. Like she doesn't even go for Talbot's most conservative stuff. Think Ann Richards. Ann wore the hell out of some great suits that had color. The color wasn't navy blue or a discrete glen plaid when you're feeling frisky, either. And girlfriend, buy some shoes! Be fierce, you are a governor!
Her husband is allegedly shady. Something about construction of the new McNamara Building at Detroit Metro Airport. I don't recall the entire story and I'm too lazy to research it, but there were some allegations made.
Jenny tries. There is no growth in Michigan anymore. Companies are closing, the Big Three is in terrible shape and the economy in Michigan is dismal. This is not Jenny's fault, it goes back a while. She was handed this elephant. She does try to lure business to Michigan. A Google outpost is coming to Ann Arbor. That's a nice start. She tries. She's just not having such a great success rate.
Other than that, she's eh for a governor. Harmless at best.
In the other corner, we have Dick DeVos.
A bit of backstory here. My last ex worked in Republican politics when we met and for quite a while after we married. Some of the people he worked for were Spence Abraham, Candace Miller, Dick Chrysler, Jim Nicholson and John Engler. Everything revolved around politics and the Spartans. If I wanted a night out with my husband, it meant a Lincoln Day Dinner or a fund raiser.
At the conclusion of some campaign, I don't remember which once since they all started to blend one into another, Betsy DeVos, Dick's wife, was I think the Chair for the Republican State Committee or whatever it is called. The DeVos's hosted an afternoon for select campaign workers on their boat. Except I think it was a yacht. It was big enough for a couple dozen people and there was a guy there who was like the captain and a steward/waiter type guy as well.
The most important thing to remember about Dick DeVos, however, is that his family started Amway. Whenever someone engages me in conversation and starts on Dick DeVos's virtues, apparently of which there are many, I have to interrupt them and say, "Dude, this guy's family started Amway! AMWAY for the love of God. AMWAY!" I generally dissolve in laughter at about that point.
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Jokers to the left of me/Clowns to the right/Here I am/Stuck in the middle with you