Note to self:
When wearing a wrap dress that only fastens with a tie through both sides, make sure said tie is securely tied while walking across the very windy Meijer's parking lot or you will show that old man wheeling in his returnable bottles in the wheelchair shopping cart much more of your upper thighs than either your husband or your doctor see on a regular basis.
That's why the lord invented safety pins. And slips.
If you're like 90% of the younger women I meet at the theater, you're response to that is "What's a slip?"
I always tell them, it's a garment designed to stick to you when you stand up so that your skirt doesn't.
Posted by: vero | August 31, 2006 at 08:44 AM
Another man manged to "blow your skirt up!" I'm shocked and amazed, I hope that old man was turning in his bottles for shot for his pistols, he will be meeting me at dawn!
LMAO!
- MG
Posted by: Martin | August 31, 2006 at 10:40 AM
Bet you made his day...guess this makes you eligible to join the Janet/J Lo support group, huh? :)
Posted by: Michelle | August 31, 2006 at 04:54 PM
She might have given the old guy a stroke!
Posted by: Nadine | September 01, 2006 at 05:40 PM
I do wear a slip. They hide a multitude of body sins.
Posted by: Lisa | September 23, 2006 at 07:24 PM