The Celebrity Obsession

I've developed a rather strange celebrity obsession lately. 

My mother-in-law has a neighbor who's daughter reads all the tabloids and passes them on to him.  He then gives them to my mother-in-law who then passes them on to me. 

I have to admit, I don't know who two-thirds of these people are.  Other than reading about them in the scandal sheets, that is.

I also love to read www.perezhilton.com.  He's a total bitch but funny.  And of course, no day is complete without the snark from Go Fug Yourself.

TomKat?  Scary.  Very scary.  I am not convinced she was really pregnant.  I think he's gay.  She looks like a vacant zombie.

Brangelina?  Sheesh they're both nutters.  I try to admire Angelina for being open about adoption, especially trans cultural adoption but hello, can you say HOME WRECKER?  And Brad Pitt, who I used to think was hot, well, he couldn't keep it in his pants, now could he?  Their morals stink, even for Hollyweird.

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora:  She can't act and he can't sing.  He was married to her best friend.  She was married to Charlie Sheen, another nut case.  Enough said.

Why do I even read this stuff?  But I do and I like it.

Comments

[Nadine]

Lisa, we're on the same page about Pitt and Jolie. I think they were both pretty insensitive to not at leas wait awhile before getting her preggers.

As far as Tom Cruise, he never was "all that" as far as I could see. Don't these women wonder who their trade-ups will be? Sheesh.

[Chris]

I do the same thing. I mean, I don't honestly care about their lives but it's fun to watch in a trainwreck kinda way.

[holly]

i do it too.. I'm an O.K. magazine addict and a Perez fag hag too!

[LadyBug Crossing]

I'm with you - they are all nuts!

Love your blog. I'll be back.
LadyBug

[Michelle]

They are either all nuts or all Leos who crave the attention (I can only suggest this because you and I ARE Leos ourselves, Lis)...in any event, it is definitely like watching a trainwreck in that you can't look away, but remember, these are also people who have courted the media heavily. Take your lumps, TomKat and Brangelina...you used them for publicity, now it's time for the payback.