Insects And The People Who Love Them

I just took a shower with a spider the size of Norman Mailer hanging in the corner of the ceiling.

I only realized this when I got out of the shower and put in my contact lenses.

Had I have known, much hysteria would have occurred.

I hate insects.  I loathe and detest them.

As it was, since I couldn't see and it just looked like a mark on the wall, I thought my handy dandy Method Daily Shower Cleaner (nicely scented like ylang ylang) was failing me.

Nope, it was a spider the size of Norman Mailer.  It's a wonder we both fit in the tub at the same time.