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nicole

When I was about 21/2, I stucks peas and carrots up my right nostril on Thanksgiving...you know, the frozen kind, only they were cooked...which now that I am a nurse, I know that causes them to swell. My mom, who is a nurse, tried getting them out, but we had to go to the ER and get them suctioned out, which with a 2 year old, isn't easy. In the ER I work in we keep a board in a glass display case with all the things we pull out of kids ears and noses. THere is some pretty wild stuff...We should keep one for all the things we pull out of people's asses, but I will save that for another time!

Lisa

EWWWWW! I have a cousin who did an intership or residency or something at Detroit Receiving Hospital. When we were still on speaking terms I heard more than I ever needed to know about the ass end of things.

WHY? For the love of sweet baby Jesus, WHY would stick a light bulb up your ass?

Nuff said and that was only one example.

Martin

LOL... I've heard of "tool boxes" in ones ass for prison escape. But I must say Mia surprised us today... A nut up the nose is a new one :D


Martin

dragonlady474

A friend of mine who was a paramedic said a man once came in with a baseball stuck up his ass. I thought it was funny because my friend said he had to call the guys wife to come get him and I was thinking, how do you explain this to your wife?? ( I slid into home!) lol

justin

Is it an Advil? A piece of kibble? A dried dog turd? I do not know.

Stacy

HA! Yet another parental rite of passage!

dp

If it was a seed, why didn't you leave it up there to see if it would grow? ;)

Did Martin give away the answer? I'm dying of suspense here.

kimberly

um, having moved to tiny town michigan from chicago merely 10 months ago... my instinct 6 months ago would say seed...however living in the woods, i say it looks like a tick.
And if I am right, no pictures please. Just a gold star for getting it right.

your blog rocks and makes me giggle.
kudos.
k-

Sain't Christopher

You know, this is possibly the worst party game ever.

Becky

I just realized these are older entries and you probably don't even see them! lol

Anyway, do you think that the object was some type of pill? There's a site that identifies pills (should you ever have a teenager with strange pills in her purse) w/pictures.

Here's the list for orange-brown capsules. It could have been streaky because of her mucous (mucus?). ANYWAY-here:
http://www.drugs.com/xq/cfm/pageID_1151/search_final/StartRow_1/numrecords_10/formcode_Tablet/shapecode_Capsule/colourcode_Orange-Brown/imprint_/imprint1_/qx/index.htm

There were two that looked like it but it's hard to tell.

It probably doesn't matter now anyway, right? Glad she's o.k. :D

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