I watch too much TV. I admit it. This is coming from a woman who at one point didn't own a TV and didn't miss it at all.
I really enjoy watching the BBC version of What Not To Wear. Trinny is my idol since she is a tall skinny girl who never looks gawky. There is hope for me yet.
I occasionally watch the TLC American version, but that Stacy chick really annoys me. I don't think she dresses all that great either. She always has some pouffy flower thing growing on her blouse and she always has on heels. Hello, I have a really good relationship with my podiatrist from wearing heels for too many years.
But I dreamed about them. I dreamed my co-worker Michelle's friend Sue, who is cute and petite and dresses beautifully, sicced What Not To Wear on us. Michelle and I were happily working away in our office wearing our company logo hoodies and some of our not nice jeans, I'm sure I had on my work boots, and Stacy and whatshisname showed up with the camera crew and busted us. I would pay to see the look on Stacy's face when she saw my work boots. Not because they are nasty or anything, just because they are work boots.
Unfortunately, my dream ended there, so I never did find out what I should be wearing.
You know I heart Triny and Susanna. They are like a sober, sensible version of Patsy and Edina. If one can imagine Pats and Ed as sober and sensible, which is a bit of a stretch, admittedly.
Posted by: Darr | April 02, 2005 at 03:48 AM