I'm so relieved to find out that Britney Spears and Kevin Whatshisname are going to be doing a reality show. The show proposes to tell their "personal love story" complete with "intimate never before seen video" of their courtship and engagement. I beg of you, UPN, please do not show Brit and Kev in their hang out at home clothes. OH wait, you say, Brit and Kev wear those out in public all the damn time! Okay, then please don't show video that was made after say, 10 p.m. Although I am sure there are at least a dozen people who will be thrilled to hear the word "intimate" associated with "video" and "Britney Spears", I am not one of them. (NOTE TO SELF: You know you are inviting perv hits, don't you?)
I'm just so relieved to know that Brit is finally fighting back against those nasty catty tabloid writers who have made fun of her for so long and now the truth can really come out. Her super slick web/fan site doesn't make it crystal clear.
Oh and for the record, just in case her publicist calls and asks me? I don't think she's pregnant, I think she's just getting plain garden variety FAT from all those Big Macs.
Also for the record: Although I have recurring nightmares about What Not To Wear showing up and kidnapping me, I can honestly say I often look better and more put together cleaning my house than Brit does when she goes out in public. I would never, for example, wear Clearasil all over my face out in public. Is that a new celebrity trend? Did all the mirrors in her house stop working?
I really hate Britney Spears. I guess when you can't make a hit record, you hit reality TV. Now, dear readers, please excuse me while I go hack up a lung.
AND, you would also have the good sense NOT to use public restrooms in your bare feet, n'est-ce pas? The real questions I have are (a) What DOES she see in him? AND (b) What DOES he see in her? YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP, KIDS. FIND A FRICKIN' JOB AND GET ON WITH LIFE ALREADY. Geesh.
Posted by: Michelle | April 06, 2005 at 01:21 PM
I don't know much about Britney Spears. I can't even name a song that she recorded. Your cancer was type II. Did you undergo lumpectomy? Did you opt for chemo? Are you doing the five year tamoxifen therapy thing? Was your cancer diagnosed through a regularly scheduled mammogram? Do you have the latest revision of the book written by Dr. Susan M. Love M.D.? The title is, Dr. Susan Love's Breast Book. If you don't have it, you might consider getting it. In fact, if you can't afford it, I will send you a copy. It is a must manual for breast cancer survivors. Are you familiar with the "Race for the Cure"? You would qualify for a Pink shirt if you were to participate in the race/walk. Pink means that you are a breast cancer survivor. I know that you don't like me, nor any advise that I may offer. I will offer it anyway; please quit smoking!
Sandy
Posted by: Sandy | April 10, 2005 at 07:51 PM
Lisa, last night I watched Intervention (A&E). The one thing that I was surprised about was the statistics informing that only 8% of rehabers stay clean. What a crushing blow to all the parents who believe in their drug addicted children.
Don't worry about smoking a sig. Shame on those who feel the need to condemn. Condemnation is without a doudt the root.
Posted by: Monica | April 20, 2005 at 12:01 AM
Lisa, What cancer is Sandy talking about? I'm on tamoxifen... write me if you want to talk.
Posted by: Andrea | April 22, 2005 at 12:12 AM