Taking Requests

Sometimes I can blog like a Chatty Cathy doll who enjoys her espresso.

Sometimes, I don't feel that I have anything worthwhile to say that even I want to read . 

Sometimes, I blog and then delete almost immediately. Just doesn't feel right.

I am working on a short story, but it's not turning out the way I intended.  Instead of sounding ironic and being funny, I am just sounding bitchy.  While I do bitchy very well, that's not the tone I had in mind for this.  Shelved for a week or so.

Horrorscopes.  Yes, yes, faithful readers, I know I haven't done them in about 3 months!  Let me tell you something: The horrorscopes are difficult because I am not an astrologer nor am I psychic .  It's difficult to make up something funny for twelve different types of people while writing with the particular zodiac sign's characteristics in mind.  You want to try it?  All righty then, pipe down.

I was going to do a funny entry on the Top Five Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legal.  I rethought that one, uhuh, because really, I can only speculate, you know.

I may not sing karaoke and trust me, I'm doing everyone within hearing distance a favor with that one, but I will take a blogging request.

Within reason.

Comments

[Meme]

Oh my God! Being new to your blog I had never checked out the HorrorScopes before. Too Funny and I might add that they are right on. I can hardly wait until you do them again.

[vero]

How about something on how your town became a suburb of Detroit? I love your bits on places that have changed. I've never been to Detroit, but I understand "small town America," and am living in one such that has pretty much lost it's character, becoming a bedroom community to Austin.