CMT is sponsoring a contest to find the new vice president of the Dukes Of Hazzard Institute. They require a job application which features questions not normally found in a job application. For instance, I don't think they are going to care that I have a master's degree.
The position requires some travel on CMT's dime, you must watch the Dukes Of Hazard every night at both 7 pm and 11 pm EST and do some promotional stuff.
I'm going to apply.
Okay, now that you have all picked yourself up off the floor and are once again comfortably settled into your chair, here's why.
1. I can convincingly affect a southern drawl.
2. I can sing the Dukes of Hazzard theme song and I know it by heart.
3. I look good in a cowboy hat and boots.
4. I'd love the chance to drive the General Lee.
5.The position requires you to write a blog about the Dukes of Hazzard. I already write one blog, what's another?
6. The position pays $100,000 for a year long employment contract.
My husband at first thought I was joking about this. He knows I'm not a big fan of country music. He didn't realize that I loved the Dukes of Hazzard as a kid. When I told him he had to help me make a videotape to submit, he realized I am not kidding.
I'm doing it in a lighthearted manner and I know there's no chance in hell I'll get picked, but what the heck, for a hundred grand, there's not much barring illegal or immoral activityI won't do.
Awww HELL yeah!
Posted by: Stacy | February 25, 2005 at 09:03 PM
Only if she let's me take the lead stunt coordinator for a drive in the General Lee. I forsee a new career opportunity on the horizon. ;-)
MG
Posted by: Martin | February 26, 2005 at 12:23 AM
YEEHAW! I think that with your eye for detail, you would be an awesome VP for the Institute. You would definitely make sure that everything was exactly as it should be. Now, if you need any help interviewing a prospective Daisy, I will be more than happy to help, especially if her wardrobe needs to be evaluated.
Posted by: Bill | February 26, 2005 at 11:00 PM
"Happy deleting you censoring little flabby armed fool"
Isn't even a sentence! At least not in any language I know of. Someone please put the permanent smack on this insignificant piece of human waste! Sandy Zimmerman, wow that's an angry fat girls name if ever heard one. Why are you still here posting your self righteous dribble Sandy? Did the D Cells in your little mechanical friend run out again? Or was it a slow day on the Hallmark channel?
Buzz off bitch, no one wants to hear you! Ever!
Martin
Posted by: Martin | February 27, 2005 at 08:45 PM
You go girl, have a ball!!
Posted by: Stevie | March 02, 2005 at 05:51 PM