Talking To Dogs

Martin is once again talking to one of the dogs as if she understands English and has a lick of sense.

Yes, he's talking to China again.  China is....okay, here is a long list of words that tied together, make for one damn crazy dog:

loyal loving affectionate separation anxiety eats my bras breaks out of any confinement can open the sliding glass door when it's locked cowers at strange noises and thunderstorms terrified of strange men eats an entire can of SOY baby formula (which is the more expensive of this high priced commodity)

And dear readers, trust me.  This is only the tip of the proverbial crazy dog behavior but people that blog too much about their dogs are weird  (NOTE: sort of like people who blog about knitting excessively, knitting for the love of God!).

This is what Martin is saying to China the Dog:

"Go see Mommy.  She has missed you so much today.  Do you know how I know she missed you?  She called me from work and told me how much she missed you and wanted to cuddle when she got home.  She told me she can't wait til you put your front paws on her private parts trying to get in her lap and let you breathe your hot doggie breath on her.  She loves you so much."

China proved she is an idiot savant.  She came over to me and tried to get in my lap.  This is the same dog that it took almost 5 months to potty train.

So who's intelligence is really in question, again?  Martin, who talks to the dog like the dog understands what he is saying or the dog for pretending it does?

Comments

[andy]

"idiot savant"
One of the funnier phrases used in the play I am in - "Picasso at the Lapin Agile."