Shameless TV Whore

So I was a shameless TV whore last night.  I watched Fox's Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy, Growing Up Gotti and SuperNanny.

I am the woman who once went for well over a year with no television and didn't miss it a bit.

I've never watched Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, Survivor, Friends or American Idol.  I can't even convincingly fake conversations about these shows.

I did watch The Simple Life and God alone knows why I stuck with that one, since I think Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie are both total asshats.  That all started when I was laying on the couch sick and didn't have the remote in reach and of course, you can't get up and walk over to our TV and change the channel.  Martin has it hooked up in such a complicated way we can communicate with E.T., you know.  Not that I was motivated enough to walk over there in the first place.

I can feel my IQ points slowly draining out my ears.

And I've been wondering why I've been having a dry spell with blogging!?!