My husband is talking to one of our dogs right now. He is explaining to her that if she gets into the trash dumpster outside again, he is putting her out to the curb come Sunday evening next week along with that trash dumpster. That if anyone else adopted her, she'd be at the vet getting put down right now.
And Benny, our brown dog, well, he is talking to Benny as well. Telling Benny he is awfully damn gassy (he is, he can clear a room faster than Henny Youngman) and that Benny shouldn't be such a wimp.
Okay, so who is the more intelligent mammal here? My husband, who is talking to dogs, or the dogs, who are pretending they speak English and understand him?
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