I have been a naughty blogger lately and haven't updated in over a week.
Well, I have multiple excuses, all of them lacking in veracity and the ability to provide me with a legitimate reason.
In order to blog, I actually, occasionally, need to live my life so I have real things to blog about. I've been doing that.
It was my birthday yesterday. I had to celebrate and now I am dragging ass today since I have to be at work at stupid o'clock in the morning. This is especially important on Thursdays, payday, since if I am not there bright-eyed and bushy tailed (yeah, right) I start getting frantic phone calls on my cell phone. Not that they are concerned that I am dead in a ditch, no, they are concerned because I am the only one who can remember the combination to to the safe with any consistency. If I was dying in a ditch somewhere, the guys would be asking the ambulance drivers if I gasped out the combination to the safe as my last words.
Yes, I was 29, in fact.
I skipped the horrorscopes last month. I do apologize. I am sure, faithful readers, that you have been in quite a quandary wondering what do with yourself with no guidance from the stars. I promise that I will have August up and ready by the week-end, so no one is mindlessly roaming without planetary guidance. The Horrorscopes actually are difficult for me to write and take a lot of work to be so sarcastic and biting, but I've been pondering August and trust me, it'll be worth it.
So thank you to all my faithful readers and look for lots this week-end.
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