While watching a Friends rerun, which are mostly all new to me since I never watched it the first time around. (Note: I never got Friends and I still pretty much don't. It's totally unrealistic and not all that funny. When it was in its heyday, women I worked with would talk about Rachel and Ross and Monica and Joey and Phoebe and Chandler and I thought they were talking about people they knew, they were that involved.)
Anyway. That was the setting.
During the episode, they advertised the movie Fools Rush In, which starred one of the actors on Friends and Salma Hayek.
Me: Awful movie. Pure dreck.
Husband: Yeah, but Salma Hayek is in it, that's enough for me.
Me: She's pregnant, you know.
Husband: How would I know that?
Me: Good Lord, don't you ever read Perez Hilton?
Husband: No, why would I?
Me: How do you know what the celebrities are up to? Your world must be so empty.
Note: I don't know who over half of the people on the celeb sites are, but yeah, I'm pretty much an addict.